63. Bacteria

I am so irked. After spending an entire weekend in the bathroom with my head in the toilet, I finally pulled myself together enough and made it down the stairs and into a cab. I arrived at the German Clinic where I deposited $300 just to be told that my tummy is filled with all sorts of Bacteria. I could have told you that without spending $300 and having a bunch of male Afghan nurses stop what they were doing and just stare at me the whole time I was there. I let them take my blood but I drew the line at giving them a sample of my bodily fluids! I never thought I'd say this but God, I miss Kaiser.